Tadnansit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless shark.

Tadnansit created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnansit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tadnansit, it will turn you into a rat.

Tadnansit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tadnansit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near hamsters while wearing brown kilts.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tadnansit.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Never write about spacetime.