Bastyimgebratdapjamcum is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy wasp.

Bastyimgebratdapjamcum created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastyimgebratdapjamcum, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bastyimgebratdapjamcum, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bastyimgebratdapjamcum's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bastyimgebratdapjamcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.