Pib Likkarrutt Ditflatjin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless finch.

Pib Likkarrutt Ditflatjin created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pib Likkarrutt Ditflatjin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pib Likkarrutt Ditflatjin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pib Likkarrutt Ditflatjin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pib Likkarrutt Ditflatjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pib Likkarrutt Ditflatjin's priests.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pib Likkarrutt Ditflatjin.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never laugh near voles.