Dabzenhabkentangamflatgon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental tortoise.

Dabzenhabkentangamflatgon created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabzenhabkentangamflatgon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabzenhabkentangamflatgon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dabzenhabkentangamflatgon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dabzenhabkentangamflatgon's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.