Sabgamcid Fontalget is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient centipede.

Sabgamcid Fontalget created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgamcid Fontalget, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sabgamcid Fontalget, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sabgamcid Fontalget's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sabgamcid Fontalget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Never mention sheep.