Sagtaghin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast hummingbird.

Sagtaghin created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagtaghin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sagtaghin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sagtaghin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sagtaghin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Never skip in the presence of whales.

5. Never paint your face mauve.