Dibvedran is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating scorpion.

Dibvedran created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibvedran, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dibvedran, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dibvedran's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dibvedran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never paint your chest red.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.