Jensterbun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying bear.

Jensterbun created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jensterbun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jensterbun, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jensterbun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jensterbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.