Xen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish cobra.

Xen created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xen, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Xen's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Xen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of eagles.

2. Do not take Xen's name in vain.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Xen loves birds, so they must be respected.