Labfunbop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless raven.

Labfunbop created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labfunbop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Labfunbop, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Labfunbop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Labfunbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.