Yarbetfar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, smart crane.

Yarbetfar created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarbetfar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarbetfar, it will remove you from existence.

Yarbetfar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yarbetfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.