Ragbitdad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless squid.

Ragbitdad created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbitdad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ragbitdad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ragbitdad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ragbitdad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Ragbitdad on top of important buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. You must love Ragbitdad.