Fudbedspag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless swan.

Fudbedspag created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Fudbedspag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudbedspag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fudbedspag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fudbedspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Never feed lots of rice to nematodes while wearing orange shorts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.