Sasnadraw is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring ant.

Sasnadraw created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnadraw, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sasnadraw, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sasnadraw's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sasnadraw's Holy Commandments

1. Sasnadraw loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Sasnadraw eight times a day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide from magenta swans for they are unholy.