Cumfomfomgepnigbun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable jellyfish.

Cumfomfomgepnigbun created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfomfomgepnigbun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumfomfomgepnigbun, he will make you grow a tail.

Cumfomfomgepnigbun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cumfomfomgepnigbun's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.