Rillgatwik Sid Stikvegpit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering squid.

Rillgatwik Sid Stikvegpit created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rillgatwik Sid Stikvegpit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rillgatwik Sid Stikvegpit, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rillgatwik Sid Stikvegpit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rillgatwik Sid Stikvegpit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rillgatwik Sid Stikvegpit first in all things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near great tits while wearing green kilts and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.