Mobloopraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-assured badger.

Mobloopraw created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobloopraw, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mobloopraw, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mobloopraw's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mobloopraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mobloopraw.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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