Shavrulsit Fetvenlistduss is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, intelligent manatee.

Shavrulsit Fetvenlistduss created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Shavrulsit Fetvenlistduss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Shavrulsit Fetvenlistduss, she will send minions to preach to you.

Shavrulsit Fetvenlistduss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Shavrulsit Fetvenlistduss' Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Shavrulsit Fetvenlistduss.

4. Run away from pink monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear violet jumpers.