Fosszengeb is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing centaur.

Fosszengeb created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosszengeb, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fosszengeb, she will cry a lot.

Fosszengeb's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fosszengeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Never talk about black holes.