Queegcincepstip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish otter.

Queegcincepstip created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Queegcincepstip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegcincepstip, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Queegcincepstip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Queegcincepstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Queegcincepstip loves geese, so they must be respected.