Lityarpbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, effective otter.

Lityarpbaf created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Lityarpbaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lityarpbaf, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lityarpbaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lityarpbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to sheep while wearing pink scarves.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.