Rownatbat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest goblin.

Rownatbat created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rownatbat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rownatbat, she will turn you into a frog.

Rownatbat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rownatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Put Rownatbat first in all things.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Pray towards the west.