Weerutmot is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, able
donkey.
Weerutmot created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Weerutmot, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Weerutmot, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Weerutmot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Weerutmot's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never go into orange rooms.
4. Hide if seven snakes approach from the south.
5. Always help tortoises in need.