Wegdossfub is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent toad.

Wegdossfub created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegdossfub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wegdossfub, it will make you grow a tail.

Wegdossfub's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wegdossfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Do not speak about spinach.