Wikjamgub is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, resourceful otter.

Wikjamgub created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikjamgub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wikjamgub, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wikjamgub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wikjamgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never pour water over plants.