Yikjadpod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited gnu.

Yikjadpod created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikjadpod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yikjadpod, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yikjadpod's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yikjadpod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.