Ladnigkam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sage goblin.

Ladnigkam created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladnigkam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ladnigkam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ladnigkam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ladnigkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near goats while wearing brown stockings and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Do not kill snakes.