Cubyamjopyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able jellyfish.

Cubyamjopyarl created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubyamjopyarl, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cubyamjopyarl, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cubyamjopyarl's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cubyamjopyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near birds while wearing brown kilts.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cubyamjopyarl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never write about stars.