Bodzaknarl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable alligator.

Bodzaknarl created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodzaknarl, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bodzaknarl, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bodzaknarl's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bodzaknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bodzaknarl in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bodzaknarl.