Govdamyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless turtle.

Govdamyarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govdamyarp, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Govdamyarp, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Govdamyarp's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Govdamyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not kill dogs.