Yambessbetrill is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous hummingbird.

Yambessbetrill created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Yambessbetrill, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yambessbetrill, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yambessbetrill's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yambessbetrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yambessbetrill.

3. You must love Yambessbetrill.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never feed pineapples to goats while wearing turquoise rings.