Lincebloopham is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive crocodile.

Lincebloopham created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Lincebloopham, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lincebloopham, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lincebloopham's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lincebloopham's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing gray ear rings and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Lincebloopham on top of important buildings.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.