Librigflatwot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, confident hare.

Librigflatwot created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Librigflatwot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Librigflatwot, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Librigflatwot's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Librigflatwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never wear black shorts.

5. Run away if seven pigs approach from the west.