Gomstervinfud Rulortfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful centipede.

Gomstervinfud Rulortfud created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomstervinfud Rulortfud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gomstervinfud Rulortfud, it will turn you into a snail.

Gomstervinfud Rulortfud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gomstervinfud Rulortfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.