Listsigdim Hugjatlak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive squid.

Listsigdim Hugjatlak created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Listsigdim Hugjatlak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Listsigdim Hugjatlak, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Listsigdim Hugjatlak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Listsigdim Hugjatlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.