Gonsagtun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, effective armadillo.

Gonsagtun created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Gonsagtun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gonsagtun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gonsagtun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gonsagtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to voles while wearing green shoes.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.