Cudmistagdotqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless wyvern.

Cudmistagdotqueeg created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudmistagdotqueeg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cudmistagdotqueeg, he will turn you into a tree.

Cudmistagdotqueeg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cudmistagdotqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Hide if three otters approach from the east.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing gray ear rings and balancing four copper spheres on your legs.