Linmobstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witty tortoise.

Linmobstrag created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linmobstrag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Linmobstrag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Linmobstrag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Linmobstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Linmobstrag in the centre of the settlement.