Dungonhomcam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured turtle.

Dungonhomcam created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Dungonhomcam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dungonhomcam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dungonhomcam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dungonhomcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dungonhomcam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing violet ear rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your neck.