Litbudcib Cipdobtom Fumjabpanstan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent dragon.

Litbudcib Cipdobtom Fumjabpanstan created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litbudcib Cipdobtom Fumjabpanstan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Litbudcib Cipdobtom Fumjabpanstan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Litbudcib Cipdobtom Fumjabpanstan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Litbudcib Cipdobtom Fumjabpanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from green horses for they are unholy.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near voles while wearing violet hats and balancing nine lead spheres on your face.