Lancit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful whale.

Lancit created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lancit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lancit, it will be very unhappy.

Lancit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lancit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to bats while wearing cyan dresses.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt great tits.