Kapbidlun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy wren.

Kapbidlun created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbidlun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kapbidlun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kapbidlun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kapbidlun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Kapbidlun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about spacetime near great tits while wearing cyan boots and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.