Didtarpwit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, moody wolf.

Didtarpwit created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Didtarpwit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Didtarpwit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Didtarpwit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Didtarpwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near mites.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Didtarpwit loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Didtarpwit.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.