Nurtlunjabbodpinstikloopged Dutzogcuss Jamdamsatsit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic parrot.

Nurtlunjabbodpinstikloopged Dutzogcuss Jamdamsatsit created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtlunjabbodpinstikloopged Dutzogcuss Jamdamsatsit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nurtlunjabbodpinstikloopged Dutzogcuss Jamdamsatsit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nurtlunjabbodpinstikloopged Dutzogcuss Jamdamsatsit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nurtlunjabbodpinstikloopged Dutzogcuss Jamdamsatsit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nurtlunjabbodpinstikloopged Dutzogcuss Jamdamsatsit.

2. Nurtlunjabbodpinstikloopged Dutzogcuss Jamdamsatsit loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt dogs.