Bimbomhom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair shrew.

Bimbomhom created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbomhom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bimbomhom, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bimbomhom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bimbomhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.