Dimomtfon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful bee.

Dimomtfon created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dimomtfon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dimomtfon, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dimomtfon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dimomtfon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.