Gemtagmidged is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane fox.

Gemtagmidged created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Gemtagmidged, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gemtagmidged, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gemtagmidged's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gemtagmidged's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gemtagmidged on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must pray to Gemtagmidged eight times a day.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.