Tabzodrull is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered pigeon.

Tabzodrull created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabzodrull, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabzodrull, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tabzodrull's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tabzodrull's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Tabzodrull loves seals, so they must be honoured.