Butbot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty hippopotamus.

Butbot created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Butbot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Butbot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Butbot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Butbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about comets.