Quamdudwod is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident dog.

Quamdudwod created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quamdudwod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quamdudwod, he will send minions to preach to you.

Quamdudwod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quamdudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed grapes to rats while wearing boots.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.