Damgilyarlcummonquatdodsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous swallow.

Damgilyarlcummonquatdodsaw created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Damgilyarlcummonquatdodsaw, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Damgilyarlcummonquatdodsaw, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Damgilyarlcummonquatdodsaw's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Damgilyarlcummonquatdodsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the north.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about frogs.