Lipruttflapnul is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional octopus.

Lipruttflapnul created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipruttflapnul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lipruttflapnul, it will be very unhappy.

Lipruttflapnul's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Lipruttflapnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.