Wotjin Yarpdossaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless otter.

Wotjin Yarpdossaf created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Wotjin Yarpdossaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wotjin Yarpdossaf, he will turn you into a goat.

Wotjin Yarpdossaf's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wotjin Yarpdossaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. You must pray to Wotjin Yarpdossaf four times a day.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.