Habdad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind troll.

Habdad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Habdad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Habdad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Habdad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Habdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near snails while wearing red ear rings and balancing four carbon spheres on your back.

5. Do not shave your face.