Ominvagxem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, clever lobster.

Ominvagxem created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Ominvagxem, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominvagxem, she will be very unhappy.

Ominvagxem's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ominvagxem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn voles, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.