Hivstikfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless gerbil.

Hivstikfob created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivstikfob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivstikfob, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hivstikfob's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hivstikfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivstikfob.

4. Retreat if four great tits approach from the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.