Shavsab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, emotional turtle.

Shavsab created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavsab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Shavsab, it will turn you into a rock.

Shavsab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Shavsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the south.