Libkoncem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable swallow.

Libkoncem created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libkoncem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Libkoncem, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Libkoncem's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Libkoncem's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near moths.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing magenta stockings and balancing three copper spheres on your legs.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.