Minstafnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-powerful eagle.

Minstafnarl created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Minstafnarl, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Minstafnarl, she will turn you into a tree.

Minstafnarl's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Minstafnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from violet sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Minstafnarl.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Fast once a month.