Rawcutgon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered naga.

Rawcutgon created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Rawcutgon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawcutgon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rawcutgon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rawcutgon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white bats for they are unholy.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never feed spinach to aardvarks while wearing turquoise boots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help sick gulls.