Febgennan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, smart frog.

Febgennan created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Febgennan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Febgennan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Febgennan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Febgennan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to voles while wearing violet boots.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Never think about gravity.