Dubvidkab Quartbencet Fagfedshav is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, contented rhinoceros.

Dubvidkab Quartbencet Fagfedshav created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubvidkab Quartbencet Fagfedshav, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dubvidkab Quartbencet Fagfedshav, it will be very sad.

Dubvidkab Quartbencet Fagfedshav's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dubvidkab Quartbencet Fagfedshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Never wear brown dresses.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.