Stipsakdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient mongoose.

Stipsakdog created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipsakdog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stipsakdog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stipsakdog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Stipsakdog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never jump near rats.

3. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Stipsakdog on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look at galaxies.