Dibrowfedsis is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, staggering elephant.

Dibrowfedsis created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibrowfedsis, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dibrowfedsis, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dibrowfedsis' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dibrowfedsis' Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help manatees.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Dibrowfedsis in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not hurt gulls.