Wotfoblap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced chinchilla.

Wotfoblap created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotfoblap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wotfoblap, it will strike you with lightening.

Wotfoblap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wotfoblap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wotfoblap.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.