Hubnarcen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive wombat.

Hubnarcen created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hubnarcen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubnarcen, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hubnarcen's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hubnarcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Hubnarcen on top of important buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Hubnarcen.