Gilstipcat Tannulljen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust troll.

Gilstipcat Tannulljen created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gilstipcat Tannulljen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gilstipcat Tannulljen, she will be very sad.

Gilstipcat Tannulljen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gilstipcat Tannulljen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Gilstipcat Tannulljen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.